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Here we go then

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:43:59 +0000

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes snacks and meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you will want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge so up yours.'

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just a few jokes.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:23:47 +0000

no offence is intended to any person

1. The wife was counting all the 1p's and 2p's out on the kitchen
Table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and
Crying for no reason. I thought to myself "She's going through the
Change."

2. When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dickheads saying that
They wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman.

What a pair of sexist idiots.

I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the thing!

3. Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks
Him, "Where is Pakistan?" He replies, "Outside playing with
Paki-Dave".

4. Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed
Six people in the arse in the last 48 hours, they believe the attacker

Could be following some kind of pattern.

5. A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea
Break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The
Bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins
At the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the
Teddy bears have their pick nicked."

6. Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm
Sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"

7. Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on
The head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

8. 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of
You?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

9. An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He has travelled the
World, swum with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest
Mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name is Bindair Dundat.

How quiet it is.

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:03:58 +0000

Well can't be having this it's so quiet on here, I will have to sort out some more of my jokes in the morning.

Dog Bed

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:53:02 +0000

I recently got a dog bed from http://www.petbedsdirect.co.uk/ for my Japanese Akita and I can say it's a great bed, really good quality.

The one I got was from the traditional style range.

New member!

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 11:46:46 +0000

Hello there!

I am a new member and am looking forward to getting lots of Advice and ideas!

I have Milly, 6 months bischon cross, she has a big personality for such a small dog!

barking Bischon

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:44:35 +0000

Hello There!

I am new to this forum! I have a Bichon cross, 6 months old. She is lovely and great with the kids, my problem is, is that she is barking alot! She wakes the house at 5am, she was in a crate but i took her out because she reccently got spayed and I thought that she would be more comfortable in the kitchen with the cone on.....a bit more space and all! It hasnt changed the barking and i dont know what to do now! We do try to ignore it as much as possible. She also will bark until I get up......my husband or eldest kid doesn't seem to be enough! She only settelss when I come down. Is this normal? I am at my wits end!

Any advice would be great.....i am even thinking of another dog for company?

Thanks

Kathy.

Hi

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:27:20 +0000

Hi everyone, I just came across the forum and decided to register as I have a few questions to ask the forum.

See you around.

Dads can be so helpful

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 07:09:17 +0000

Ageism

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 05:48:34 +0000

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BAST*RD ASKED..

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

Bichon puppies in February

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:12:59 +0000

I want to share with you here that in February we are waiting for puppies from

BIS Srb Ch Srb Jch Kamians Sentimental Reasons and Rjch Absolutely Gorgeous Maya

We are so anxious about it!

newbie

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:39:18 +0000

I am a Bichon bitch owner. She is a beautiful dog. Sleeps in our room inher bed, and then if she feels like it will come on and in our bed!
She is. Alled Flossie, and we got her when she was seventeen months old, as having been spayed, she was no longer much use to the breeder. She was a very difficult animal to train, particularly in the house . She ak
Los suffers from separation anxiety. We have a very petty neighbour who spent her time complaining, and even suggested some kind of. Olaf which when Flossie barked would dig into her! However, Flossie has become better about leavening left. As I live I'm Oman from time to time, Flossie goes to my daughter in Shropshire - we live in Oxfordshire, and she is very much part of the family there, and manages life with three cats.
Tomdate Flossie has had - Anal gland problems, and also an operation on one of her back legs. fine again
Tear staining has to be kept under control, and grooming is a regular thing, with a professional one every month at £32 a time. Thus is nit a breed for the novice dog owner, and I hope breeders are aware of this!
A lovely dog, we adore her, and as I type this she is lying on a cushion as should all princesses, beside me on my sofa!
I am in my late 60's and walk her often, but not when it's damp dark or too cold.

Newbie

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 16:55:45 +0000

Hi to everyone.

Im Derek and ive just joined the forum today and im doing some research with a view to purchasing a family pet for my two girls aged 6 and 3.

Interested to get other members views on the Havanese breed and more importantly my familys suitability as an owner!

Cheers, Derek.

John's intro

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:36:23 +0000

Hi,

I have joined eurobichons as my wife and I are looking at getting a havanese puppy or maybe 2 around easter time in Lancashire. I am hoping to get some more info and find any breeders within Lancashire through this forum and website. Any help would be appreciated so please feel free to private message me if you could help us or know someone who could!

Thanks

John

Happy Birthday!

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:02:47 +0000

Hope you have a great day Karen, and a fab skinny year ahead!
xxxx

From Fat to Fit in 12 weeks

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:07:58 +0000

Ok so some are aware I have been dieting and, well getting fit or rather attempting too. OK so since Sept till now I have lost a total of 30 kilos through sheer determination , will power and exercise(not something we tend to like in reality )
Having said that I like the strength training with weights as I know how this will help women in the long term and hey we dont have to look like butch lesbians or even Jody Marsh to think of a healthy body type. I much prefer women to look like they are toned and fit rather than striated men.

I am now a happy healthy size 8 in sports wear and appear to have grown an inch so back up to my 5ft7, when fat this must have kept the muscle structure too tight and shrunk me heheheh.

I shall post what I eat and how I have done it on a regular basis with pics and if anyone wishes to uptake let me know.

hey!!!

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 21:54:40 +0000

Hi everyone,

I'm hoping someone out there can help me and my little Bichon Alfie..

Ben.....

2011 Bowmanville Santa Claus Parade

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 00:13:20 +0000

These are the first of 111 pictures form the 50th Anniversary of the Bowmanville Santa Claus Parade November 19th.The weather was great sunny and 50 degrees fahrenheit,I went with Mom,Marlene Larry,Shannon and her two Brandyn and Samantha and their Black Lab Buster,Heidi stayed home,too much going on,she would jump at anything or anyone.#1-5 -Clarington Emergency and Fire Service,Clarington Fire Chief's car,Fire Mascot Sparky with Parade Announcer Kevin Anyan,#6&7-Branch #178 Royal Canadian Legion Pipe Band & Colour Party,#8-Bev Oda,member of Parliament in Ottawa,#9-Regional Councillor Mary Novak,#10-John O'toole,member of Provincial Parliament Toronto.Other members iof the official party that were there included Mayor Adrian Foster, Regional Councillor Willie Woo,Local Councillor Ron Hooper,Local Councillor Corinna Traill,Local Councillor Wendy Partner and Local Councillor Joe Neal.

Hand rearing Neonate Puppy

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:22:15 +0000

Well I hope this isnt a one off posting. I am hand-rearing a newborn pup rejected by his mummy , possibly due to his teeny size. He is nicknamed Akia meaning first born

He lives inside my bra for now so he feels the heart and gets the warm of my breasts and he is fed every hour at 1cc of puppy milk, so hopefully I will post news tomorrow

Bedfordshire Animal Serial Killer HELP FIND

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 22:25:25 +0000

The discovery of the mutilated bodies of dead dogs and cats is causing concern among residents of the village of Arlesey in Bedfordshire, who believe a serial killer is on the loose. A Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator, John Savory, reported that following a fax from Bedfordshire Police warning of pet abductions in the area, there have been a number of findings, including a dead dog thrown from a car and mutilated cats.

Other reports of pets have included dead dogs and cats found hanging from trees in the local cemetery, some with horrible injuries.

Bedfordshire Police confirmed an incident of a dead cat with a throat injury but said although they have heard rumours, they can only investigate if any findings are reported to them.

Bedfordshire Police can be contacted by ringing 101.

By: Lucky Star

My little head deviant

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:22:59 +0000

My Little Head Deviant.

Haha he says as he messes up my mind
It’s very hard my dear to leave the past behind
He often laughs out loud at what I really think
The stench of hades lingers in everything I drink

Haha he says as he messes up my mind
Don’t be such a bitch treat others as you find
You’ll find hope in the darkest places or sin in Heavens cup
Swallow my dear your time is nearly up !

Haha he says as he messes up my mind
Chains of our past will always leave us blind
Blind to new beginnings a new day a new dawn
Allow in the sun don’t be so forlorn.

Haha he says as he messes up my mind
Chains of depression allow them to unwind
Believe in yourself and let others see who y’really are
Your past our past is just an emotional scar.

Haha he says as he messes up my mind
Walk tall stand proud and seek love of all mankind
It’s this that’ll guide you through lifes revolving door
Then you’ll find the love you were once before.

KCS